October 2011
When my friends say "I remember you liked...." →
I’m like
When people leave food unsupervised in my... →
Reblog if you're a "whatever I feel like posting"... →
When I see a 10-year-old child with a better phone... →
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to... →
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
What if homework didn't exist? →
When trying to do magic:
Expectations:
Reality:
BECAUSE I AM NOT A MUGGLE.
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
STOP KICKING THE BACK OF MY CHAIR.