March 2011
Your childhood enemies.
People in school are like why are you so quiet,...
the awkward moment when you tell your followers to...
When people try to correct you on things that you...
February 2011
that akward moment when teacher ask a question and...
Los lugares con los Nombres MAS largos..
45 letras “Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg” también conocido como “Webster Lake” (algo más fácil de pronunciar)
58 letras: “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch” nombre de una ciudad de 3000 habitantes en una isla de Gales.
105 letras: “Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateahaumaita...
The moment your headphones stop working.
CUANDO BAJAS LAS ESCALERAS...
Expectations:
Reality:
Me:
When you're on your period..
You try to go to bed.
But then you’re worried you might bleed.
Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood.
You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight.
And then you have cramps.
And people look at you like..
And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over.
And when it’s over you’re just like.
But then you realize it’s coming...
Writing "etc" on an exam because you don't...
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
Them:
You:
That feeling you get when you hear a song you love...
First, you’re like: WTF!? I HAVEN”T HEARD THAT FOR SO LONG
Then, you’re like:
When your parents actually believe that you're the...
When I hear my name in other people's...
BITCH SAY WHAT?
When you finish reading a page and you have no...
"Don't move there's something in your hair"
That awkward moment when you're taking a picture...
si.. apenas me paso en una pizzeria :$
When your parents are almost home and you look...
I enjoy listening to someone lie when I already...
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
I remember when i used to tie my sweater around my...
"Hey, Can I have a bite of that?"
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're on the toilet and you hear your phone...
hahahahahahaha xD!! LOL!!
Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA…
I can’t sleep because I have TUMBLR..
When you're listening to music and the song ends,...
Choking on a drink and trying not to cough infront...
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
While Singing..
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment where someone you don't know...
My iPod on full blast, me dancing in my room
I’m like
imaginary audience is like
my mom walks in seeing me like
she’s looking at me like
I see her and I’m like
she walks away like
I see her leave and I’m like
When you're about to sneeze and you just look like
That awkward moment when you think that someone is...
