April 2011
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
”YOU’RE UGLY.”
Average group of friends.
sweet one:
the one with the short temper:
the one that pisses the one with the short temper:
the one who doesn’t listen:
the stoner:
the one with the moves:
the one with the swagger:
the drama queen:
the cry baby:
the one that never understands:
the perv:
and of course, ME:
Reblog if you know what these are..
Fact: Kids today and kids in 10 years may not know what these things are and how to use them.
still have most of this
I think my parents hid my Hogwarts letter
I’m way too cool to be a muggle
March 2011
That moment when you have to pretend to be happy...
¿Viste cuando odias a alguien y le pones toda la...
Ellos te saludan asi como; Y vos: Pero por dentro estas como; Con ganas de; ¡Y cuando se va!:
When you walk into a store and one of your...
That moment when 12 year olds are walking around...
That mini heart attack you get when you skip a...
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
“So.. do you like.. stuff?”
why are musicians hotter than normal humans?
That feeling when an exam is coming soon and
You study like
While your friend
When you get your result. 70%
Your friend. 72%
And you’re like
Then you read through her paper like
I really hate it when someone tells me to calm...
Im usually really mad by the time this happens, So im just like :
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
...
Studying with your close friends for an important...
Expectation:
Reality:
so true!
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
xD Highschool!
When your parents introduce you to a family member...
and then they are like “OH you dont remember me? i saw you all the time when you were two!” and im like ” bitch i dont remember anything from yesterday, how the fuck do you expect me to remember stuff from when i was TWO?!”
Reblog if you secretly check yourself out when you...
When you successfully lie to your parents and you...
Cuando preguntas a tu amigo sobre las respuestas...
Si respondiste lo mismo:
Si tu respuesta era diferente:
Reblog if you think you need to lose weight.
But I’m always like:
when people flirt with the person you love
Some teens are out having sex, partying, doing...
when you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
El momento incómodo cuando acaban las mañanitas...
Y todos cantan “Mordida, mordida, mordida…”
…y bien sabes que aunque digas “Pero no me vayan a hacer algo”…
…valiste madre. Y no es nada más que te aplasten contra el pastel. LO HACEN CON ODIO Y GANAS DE MATARTE.
Tomorrow is Monday?
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
LOOOOOL. OMG YES.
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
I'm the type of person who eats all the popcorn...
and when the movie started…
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the...
That awkward moment when no one gets your joke:
When you forget about homework and remember late...
